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Sarah Palin May Have Just Swung My Vote!

andrew — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:49:23 +0000

So it looks like Sarah Palin has made a last-ditch effort to convert Democratic males the world over. She put together this great stump speech, outlining her assets that make her qualified to be in charge of the Senate er Vice President.

What Is Wrong With This Country? Joe The Plumber Has Done More Interviews Than Sarah Palin

andrew — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:30:24 +0000

By the way, Joe, isn’t really a plumber, he doesn’t have a license. And he actually is a McCain supporter, not an undecided voter. We know all of this about Joe The Plumber, but what about Sarah?

Can we call her by her first name? Sarah Palin has been investigated by her own state for violating ethics code, yet nobody cares.

In other news, Sarah Palin is going to be on SNL…

Joe the Plumber

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin and Her Reverend Wright Witchcraft Video

andrew — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:37:49 +0000

I’m not a doctor, so I don’t know the exact name for this procedure, but it may or may not have to do with global warming.

Will McCain win the election? Well ask yourself, how many Americans like the video below and how many are appalled?

Sarah Palin and Her Reverend Wright

Have You Seen Sarah Palin's Facebook Page? ZOMG

andrew — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:44:30 +0000

Unfortunately Sarah Palin isn’t actually sophisticated enough to have a Facebook page, but I imagine it would look something like this (sarcasm).

This is chocked full of a number of good jokes, including Bill Clinton’s pic being breasts and Palin’s “places I’ve been app” consisting only of Alaska.

Enjoy

Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page

Sarah Palin Sttttutters on Yet Another Interview, This Time with Katie Couric

andrew — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:06:52 +0000

Sarah Palin, please keep doing these interviews! I know we saw you on Sean Hannity where he asked you no questions, and just wasted our time, but thank you again for talking to a journalist who actually cares to test you on your complete lack of political knowledge.

Typical ad hominem, all Palin does is attack Obama and how much her man, John McCain is so great. And thanks Sarah, I’m glad to see that you don’t think we can avert a recession under your ‘great’ leadership.

Sarah Palin Doesn’t Know Jack

The 4 Most Important (& Hilarious) Images of The 2008 Presidential Election

andrew — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:19:41 +0000

Pictures really do speak a thousand words, and these four images illustrate the complexities, surprises, confusion (and hope) we’ve experienced in this 2008 election.

Tell us your favorite in the comments or suggestions for better pics.

Bush/McCain 2008

Obama is a Terrorist

The Wrong Choice?

The Walk of Shame

MAJOR FAIL: Sarah Palin Interview with Charlie Gibson, Do You Believe in the Bush Doctrine?

andrew — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:05:54 +0000

Sarah Palin, PLEASE, conduct more interviews! In stark contrast to the marvelous performance by Obama on, yet another, interview with Letterman the other night, Sarah Palin performs a spectacular FAIL when discussing the ‘Bush Doctrine‘ with Charlie Gisbon.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Bush Doctrine, and how it’s referred, it’s along the lines of The Domino Theory or MAD (mutually assured destruction) in that it is a term used by Government officials to refer to specific pieces of federal policy or action.

Palin Flat-Out Does Not Have Enough Experience

In this case, the Bush Doctrine is saying America has the right to preemptively attack another nation if they pose an immediate risk to us.

What Do Sarah Palin and The Show, Hole In The Wall Have in Common?

andrew — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:44:56 +0000

Sarah Palin is arguably the least qualified person ever to be nominated as Vice President of the Uniter States. Her popularity rides in the fact that she was a beauty queen when she was younger and has maintained her looks very well into her 40s.

Yet, John McCain has now equaled Obama in the polls, dual mainly to Palin’s nomination.

Americans Are Simple, Stupid Creatures

You see, Americans don’t really care about the issues. You only have to look at how well Fox’s new show, Hole in the Wall did in the rankings. 7 million people tuned in to the show, and most likely they love to oogle over Sarah Palin.

Americans Hate “Elitists”

If you want to win the White House, put someone as dumb as the American people into the White House. Make sure they’re overly religious, believe in creationism, and like to ban books for porn, teaching evolution, and the like.

So Democrats, why don’t you wise up already? Put Ben Affleck and Angelina Jolie on a ticket and call it a day.