Barack Obama Is Half-Black and Half-White. Pretend For A Moment He's White, Now Listen To The Issues.

November 3, 2008

Barack Obama would be winning in a landslide if he was all white? I’m not sure, you tell me. Either way, he is a great leader, a great speaker, and going to be the new President of the United States.

Thursday October 16th Morning News Brief: I Read 1000 Feeds Per Day So You Don't Have To

October 16, 2008

After reporting yesterday’s Advertising news brief, I realized that I missed a lot of other good stories to share with you. So I’m going to be starting a ‘what I’m reading’ everyday so you get all the news that’s fit to print.

20 Years of Presidential Campaign Songs and What They SHOULD Have Chosen As Their Campaign Songs

October 2, 2008

There was a big fuss about the Republicans using Heart’s Barracuda whenever Sarah Palin on stage, to play up the whole ‘pitbull with lipstick’ thing

McCain Blames The Bailout Failure on Obama Interjecting 'Politics' into the Discussions, Also Conjures Up Comparisons to The Comcast Turtles, the Slowskys

September 30, 2008

John McCain is one of the most charismatic boring orators of our time. He is, in fact, 72 years old. Alan Greenspan is even older, at 82 years old, but for some reason I trust him more with the economy than John McCain.

Palin Doesn't Know Jack About the Economy, McCain Said He Would Choose a 'Smart' VP

September 9, 2008

For all of you out there that are overwhelmed by Governor Palin’s tremendous speaking abilities, you should probably look at how well she knows the issues.
Governor Palin has been notorious for her claims of being, “just a hockey mom,” but frankly, do we really want billy’s mom to be a jelly donut away from the [...]

McCain the Pirate Steals Heart's Barracuda to Celebrate Palin's Nomination

September 8, 2008

The McCain campaign loves to use music without authorization consent from the original owner. Of course, John McCain doesn’t even know how to use a computer, so we won’t hold this against him.

To promote the nomination of Sarah Palin as VP, and her lovely nickname of ‘Barracuda’ the McCain campaign played Heart’s song, Barracuda. Immediately [...]

Republican National Convention: We Support McCain Because He's a "M-A-V-R-I-C-K"

September 5, 2008

Hooked on phonics, unfortunately is no longer running commercials, and it’s really a shame. One of the wealthy members of the McCain-Republican party made a support sign at the Republican National Convention this week, but unfortunately missed the spell-check.

Like McCain, this man probably doesn’t even know how to use a computer, so no need to [...]

Obama is Cool. McCain is Pathetic.

August 27, 2008

After watching Obama on ESPN last night, and seeing him play 1-on-1 with Stuart Scott, it really made you feel like he’s one of us. The people LOVE W because they feel like he is, “one of us,” despite being a rich-kid whose Daddy was President, and gave him everything he’s ever had in his [...]